I’m not sure why, but I’ve that song in my head, My Funny Valentine [by Frank Sinatra], replaying in my head. Though I’m not really into Valentine’s Day (notes: February 14th is this Wednesday to all that will celebrate–better hurry *heh*), I do like “vday” jokes. Here’s one recently shared with me [by http://www.a-joke-a-day.com – if you want some funny AND inspiring email, go there and sign up], emphasized with some smilies I found at MazeGuy.net (another great place).
Valentine’s Vernacular: A Dating Dictionary…
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
A woman’s feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Before I end this entry, let’s have some inspiration time for any person(s) in a celebrating mood.
Okay…what about when you do want to celebrate and don’t have a clue…or you want more than the ever-popular dozen roses, it’s always good when someone has listed a few romantic ideas [for him and her]. Although I think the most important thing is just to show [loved one(s)] care (everyday). Of course, a sweet treat is always extra nice, too. 😉
Want some more inspiration[for everyday]? Check out Touching Hearts, Changing Lives …it’s one of my latest everyday blog feeds, and good for a smile or so.
Thaaaaaaaaat’s all, folks…on my front, anyway. Comments open now…