Today must be special, for I’m blogging! Hah! And, I’m trying out a new Firefox blogging add-on. (Oh, did I forget to tell all I downloaded FF? Lord, have mercy on me for I gave in to the tech pressure – LOL) Anyway, I come over to my poor, neglected blog with a joke. *hugs blog* *lures readers back with cheap goodies from cereal boxes* This one caused a giggle upon my otherwise drab day.
For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister or brother that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the child to feel the movements of the unborn baby. The five-year-old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Moreover, he stopped telling the teacher about the awaiting event. Finally the teacher sat the child on her lap and said, “Lucas, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?” Lucas burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”