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Signs you might be a Twitterholic

I’m not sure why, and I’m sure it’s been done before, but I feel like blogging about Twitter tonight. I came up with this list off the top of my head and just felt compelled to share. For better or worse…here we go!

Signs you might be a Tweet-a-holic / Twitter-holic / Addicted to Twitter
…you know what a Tweet is
…you must.tweet.constantly from you your electronic devices (yes, plural)
…you sigh or grumble when you see the FailWhale
…you see someone say “see my twitter page” and go there to follow them
…you make your friends,relatives,colleagues and strangers get on Twitter so you have even more to tweet about
…your followed list is in the stratosphere
…ditto for your followers
…you feel ‘in touch’ with celebrities because you follow their tweets
…you feel strong emotion because of what someone else tweets and have to tweet back a response immediately
…You see a blue bird outside and think of Twitter
…You actually take a picture of that bird and tweet it to everyone
…you get together with your twitter friends and tweet about it before, during, and after the events
…you speak in 140 characters or less in everyday conversation
…you think of more to add to this list without hardly thinking

Have one to add? Leave a comment and let us all laugh together. 😀

Oh, and if you want to follow my own tweets, click here for my twitter page. It’s delicious! 😉
Sliced by The Pear Lady

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Another one for the easily amused

Yeah, I know…everyone’s on the Twitter bandwagon already. People have been photo whores on Flickr for a great while, too. Now, we also have TwitPic, for those people that want that instant picture gratification with no fuss/no muss! Naturally, I love it. I can spend a good five minutes just watching the front page as new pictures pop up from all over the world. LOL

Now, if only I had a decent camera to join in the revolution. Oh wait, that’s the way to break the system. ~evil thoughts hatch~ 😛

Speaking of mean/silly thoughts, here’s a game for the easily amused:

Oh, that’s a fun one – mean, but fun…and disgusting.
~kicks the dog on the way out for getting in the way~ ;P
TGIF!
Sliced by The Pear Lady

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PS. No actual dogs were harmed during the making of the blog entry (at least, not here ;P).

Ho to the Hum – anyone got a bottle of rum?

small pear - Free Clip Art at FunDraw.com Should I be offended? Someone typed “pear makes you sleepy” into a search engine and my site comes up first (well, at least at Google).  In answer to my question, no I am not offended. The phrase does make one curious as to what one is thinking / looking when doing a search. Perhaps I should be offended that someone made me think – curses! My body doesn’t want my brain doesn’t want to think, especially today. Actually, my body hasn’t want my brain to think a lot lately, perhaps because when [my brain] thinks, it goes into overdrive and one can see the smoke for miles. (Yes, Houstonians, that’s what that smoke was you saw last night. My brain. Oh well. At least it’s proof I’m using the bugger..sort of. ;-P )

I should go outside…it’s pretty out there. I’ve errands to do (darn printer just ran out of ink, in need of groceries). And, yet, I’m inside typing away. But, I think this entry may get my butt in gear. Hopefully, that gear isn’t reverse, else a whole new set of problems may arise. I shudder to think of such things, and yet I still do!

Where the heck am I going with this entry? I’m not sure, and the only answer I can think of is an old joke a friend told me once.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhinoceros?”

{look inside for answer}

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