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A birthday on the world wide web

My blogging friend Jenny has a birthday today
She’s hocking silly stuff in her shop, hooray
She cusses on her blog and people comment back with praise
What in Heaven is this world coming to these days?!
I’m not really upset at the sentence above,
I tease and I write purely with sisterly love. 🙂

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I wake up this morning, and what do I see on my Facebook? A friend is having a birthday. For some reason I do not know, my creativity switch turned on, and this poem is the result. (Actually, I knew before fb told me, but then, along with the masses, read her blog. I’m not sure why it almost took a mean turn, just looking for words to rhyme on the fly. She’s a dear and fun woman, especially in person. Hehe I can be so silly sometimes. Gotta love me (or not..whatever). 😀

Brought to you by the letters IQ: I Quit

This blog community is ridiculous. Perhaps I should wave my magic wand at it or something. Yes, that’s a Harry Potter book reference. Har-de-har-har. Why the heck should I do this blog thing? I entertain the heck out of people (well, in my mind I do). Okay, so I get a little feedback. But, is that productive, or help keep me going financially? Yeah, sure it does. Excuse me a moment while I clear my pockets of all this money earned from this little blog. So, I guess I’ve to quit. Quit blogging…quit talking…quit living. Get ready to party, people. My quitting has been what you’ve always dreamed, eh. I’ll never be like many of my popular blog friends. They’re all interesting, but I’m just whom I am. I’m a kid at heart, but not much of a writer. Okay then. Shall we end it all with a little poem? (Inside) And, then…the goodbye.
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Sick – A Parody of Madness Unleashed

Sick
(A parody in honor of two of my favorite poets, Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss)

Uh-oh. I have not blogged today
Nor did I blog yesterday
I did not blog upon a boat
I did not blog atop a goat
I blogged not on hunts during Easter break
There are no blurry pictures, real or fake
I do not know what I can do
To make this up to all of you
But, I hope this poem gives at least a grin
If so, maybe we’ll consider this a half-assed win.
Wait…you say today is still Monday?
G’bye. Away to Neopets I go to play. 😀
~(c)ThePearLady 2008

Yeah, I know it’s lame, but I’m not up to a confessional as my blog friend, Obi-Wan-Ding (nor could I do it as well), and I’m too late to participate in Swampwitch’s Fun Monday. I’m saving my ABC’s for next month, anyway (you’ll see *sly grin*). Well, maybe I’ll share a few abc’s now…in 3D, no doubt:

It’s pretty cool…at least the first time through…after that, I guess it’s time to sell it back on Amazon. It’s definitely a much quicker read than what I’m reading now, but not a more satisfying one (I’m reading Barack Obama’s memoir).  How can one not have a crush on Obama? Even with this hilarious but indeed very wrong picture…I still like him. And, I’m in good company. Truly Hawesome. 😀

And, while I am speaking of having a “crush”, I’m remembering that infamous You Tube video of course. And, this reminds me of some other news, the YouTube award winners were announced this past weekend, with a few of my favorites as winners (namely Potter Pals and the What-the-Buck show, both of which I voted). Yeah! Oh, how I like good news. (and, may have more later…I’m debating about waiting to do a giant post later, or leaking the news out now…hmm).

Oh, goodness, I’m rambling again. Anyone have a rubber bat to knock over my record-skipping head [again]? I seem to have misplaced mine. See you later, chickadees…and chickadudes (?), too. ;P
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